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    Magazine editor, feminist, gamer, cat lady and gourmand. Breaking into life as a professional writer in the Philadelphia area.


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    • 5 months ago

    The above screenshot is from a recent episode of The Simpsons, in which Bart, Lisa and Marge become pretentious foodies, blogging under the name  The Three Mouthkateers, after a chance visit to an Ethiopian restaurant. There’s also a very funny rap parody of Alicia Keys’ and Jay Z’s “New York.”

    I’m throwing down mad foodie game, knowing all the chefs’ names
    Rolling into K-Town fo Bibimbap an’ bulgogi
    The hotties I chill with are sriracha and kimchee
    Housemade terrines, my ducks are always confit
    I braise with a billion more BTUs than I need
    I cook a Thanksgiving turkey in a trash-bag, sous vide
    Afumatoare in Brindisi Fed-Exes me salami
    Don’t scoop me gelato unless it’s got umami
    I’ll be “Frank” like Bruni, “Ruthless” like Reichl “Wiley” like Dufresne, and when I take the mic, I’ll rhyme about radicchio, criticize Colicchio
    Every pub is gastro, and all my beef carpaccio

    Some very funny observations about the foodie culture. I haven’t watched The Simpsons in years, but they’re still pretty funny (though this may be the first instance I’ve seen where South Park did it first).

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